"We risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance"
- Rubén Blades

"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it"
- Art Buchwald

"It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium"
- Tyler Durden

"It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down."
- Boondock Saints

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

"Buy Every Mortgage In America"

With Knight going to GETCO and/or Virtu along with BATS issuing $300 million in junk-bond debt to pay dividends, we figured we'd go for broke and really try to make you break a hip laughing.

Bernanke's computer desktop screen shots:

( h/t "mysterious ZH reader")

If you've been around here long enough, you'll know who it is.

and from the November Colbert Report: